Yesterday's Events

Where to start? Today was a long day, in the matter of 8 hrs I have been cleaning my butt off,changing diaper,Fixing snacks and correcting puppy. Oh yeah by the way.. Today was the first time I have literal pick up raw shit in my hands?...what???... you asked did I hear you right ??? yes. you. did.Earlier this evening believe it or not,I had the house super clean from top to button( OK well...I didn't do Landry and...the closets aren't organized but everything well was great) Anyway I had the house in order and then my honey came home that when it began ....instant chaos.Little miss sunshine who was quietly sitting in her highchair is hollering, Adventurer who was watching TV nicely is jumping off of couches being "superman".Oh and I never told you guys but we finally got my our puppy Goliath home and this guy is something ele . I'll talk about that later.Anyway he WAS the prefect pup laying on he's bed.I don't know what it is about dad's and chaos.It just always blend together! So this is what happened. I had changed little miss sunshine diaper, and throw it in the trash in the house, until I could bag it up and throw in outside. I left the room and asked if dad could watch the kids and Goliath for me. Simple Right? Will all I hear coming back is "Shun he's peeing on the carpet!!!!" Oh man! He hadn't made a mistake all day.So I go in and punch is watching TV and it's a mess. Then I smell something terrible? What is that smell? I say to myself. Instantly I figure Goliath pooped in the house. So I'm searching around the house and what want do I see???.....Goliath tugging little ms.sunshine dirt diaper.Gross. It was a mess. So I get it out of his mouth and that was a job itself, then get this? I had to graped the poop off the floor myself bear hand, if I didn't Goliath would have ate it.Literal.eww.So that was my day in a nutshell...how was your?